I have no experience when it comes to things like this. I also have very few memories of being great in the sack. The reason I am here is to learn. It would be great if I could have a chat with a highly-experienced and overly-skilled man. Teach me a ...

Grab me by the waist. Pull me closer. Let me hear you breathing. Kiss me. Let's ride a boat to the world of lasciviousness. Let's be hungry for each other. Time passes by quickly. We shouldn't waste time.

I am looking for something out of the ordinary. I want to find a bloke who can pull my hair while taking me from behind. I am just sick and tired of men treating me like a precious lady under the sheets. I want a lad who can give me raunchy and dirty...

It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Making breakfast has always brought a smile on my face. For years and years, it has brought mr constant comfort. I wonder how lads would like their brekky in the mornings. Would they like scrambled eggs, served in bed, or would they rather I attend t...