Having sex on a kitchen counter is what I love. I can run my fingers on the soft skin of my lover as he grinds inside me. Not only that, I love cooking, and having a leg over on my favourite place in the kitchen will make me enjoy preparing dishes.

I prefer beer over wine. Even a sophisticated-looking lady like me loves a good pint along with her fish and chips. Never could go wrong with a classic. Also, wouldn't go wrong with shagging a lady who has plenty of sexual experience.

It seems like time passes by so fast, yet I'm not too worried. I want to seize every opportunity I can, may it be shagging a young buff bloke or buying a lottery ticket when I feel particularly lucky. Things in life come and go, best to make the most...

One fantasy that will always make my knickers wet would involve my arms restrained behind my back before getting bent over and shagged. I've been waiting for the right lad for years, I hope they'd drop by soon.

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.