My house is a mess and everything I own is covered in cat hair. All I want to do during my free time is watch horror movies, cuddle with my furbaby, and chill around the house. Honestly, you can do better than choosing me.

Woke up and realized that I'm still single and haven't done it for yonks, let's say been years. I'm not barking or a high maintenance quine. Just a bint who fancies a food-loving and ace man when it comes to shagging. It is also dishy to find a man ...

Old but not weak. Old but not helpless. Old but not weary. I'm an optimistic person who's grateful for what she already has. But I'd even be more pleased if you can be a wonderful addition to my happiness.

I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

My pink fuzzy handcuffs have been giving me inspiration lately and I am gagging to put them to good use. I have bought them after I divorced and have been waiting for a willing bloke to come around to use it on. But I think it's time to take matters ...