About me: I work at a corporate office. I can say that I have a good career which should be enough to keep me happy. But, I have this empty feeling every time I go home to my flat. And I realised, I forgot the word "boff" for a while. About him:...

I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

A cuppa with a dash of whiskey and an electrical boyfriend in hand, that's how I would end my nights. I would love it if my dildo gets replaced with a real prick soon, I'm growing older and am getting a tad bit impatient.

This may sound a bit sad, but I am still looking for my knight in shining armour who can save me from this boring life. I know that I am a bit too old to believe that fairy tales happen in real life, but there's no harm in believing that a man who wi...

Not all ladies enjoy doing it, but for me fondling a man's bollocks and hearing them moan makes me want to play with them more. Gals younger than me seem to not grasp that some men would love to have their balls be given attention to.