If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

Having sex in bed is a normal thing, and I'm tired of doing typical things or the boring ones. Can we spice it up a little bit? Why not outdoor sex + voyeurism? Or a wheelbarrow or doggystyle in the car while the hood's open?

I am not sure what to do now that I have no one to take care of. I've spent most of my entire life taking care of someone else. As such, I feel quite lonely now that I am alone and no one to look out for. Maybe you can help me out.

I am the kind of woman who doesn't care about physical appearance. I don't give a fuck if you are as handsome as Leonardo Di Carpio on his prime or as ugly as Shrek on steroids. For me, good looks don't mean jack, especially if you can't satisfy my l...