So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

I am looking for a man who can give me deep hard thrusts and bruise my cervix. I know that it may hurt me for a while, but my mama didn't raise a quitter. I will take your cock balls-deep until you sow your seeds deep in my uterus.

I'm brighter than the shooting star with a flame that's so hot no one can put out. I have million sparks that'll keep you burning with desire until the sun rises. You'll live with me in real life sexual fantasies.

I have no use for love at the moment. I think love only brings about boredom and drama. These are the two things I hate in life. I am not here to find my soulmate or my prince charming. The only reason why I am here is that I am bored. I want to have...

I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...