When it comes to being knowledgeable in shagging, then I do believe that the older the better. How to pleasure a bloke varies but all of them have told me that I was the best suck they've ever had in their life.

Each new day brings luck on my side. Thanks to every new day that embraces me. I've had millions of snogging that are all marvelous. But they're never enough. If you like to please this lass, chat me up luv.

People expect women my age to sit around, host tea, and gossip about scandalous things. Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but I'd rather sit on a fit bloke's lap and grind myself against him until I'm ready to take his cock in my cunt.

Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

Don't be surprised if I tell you that I have a nice long shower in the morning and at night. Not sure if you can call it an illness or whatever. I do it, for I want to stay clean. I don't want to bring any oil or dust to my sweet-smelling, clean matt...