I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I can be the lass that you’re looking for. One way to know for sure is to give me the chance to prove it to you. If that is as sound as a pound, why don’t we have a proper chat right now. Let me know if you’re interested.

Want to know me better? That's good news because I'd also like to find out more about a bloke who looks at my profile. Let's play a naughty game. Would you rather have a one night stand with an attractive lass or with a lass who's really good in bed?

What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

Still working in the office at my age, I found it rather flattering and very surprising that gents half my age put effort into flirting with me. I've even had a few snogging sessions in the office bathroom with a number of them. Some I took home and ...