I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I suggest that you look past my age and just think about the different kinds of pleasure that I can bring to your body. Also, I may not be the sexiest woman here but I am confident to say that I am the best woman you'll ever have in your bed.

Twist my legs before putting your knob into my fanny. Mix pain with pleasure as we have a long adventure. Don't stop even if I scream out in pain. Punish me the way you want it if you want to see the wild side of this lovely lady.

With the kids pursuing their own careers and my ex-husband prancing around with his new tart, I think it's about time that I have my own fun too. I hope it comes in the form of a fit gent who knows how to take care of a lady like they deserve. I want...

What would be the most exciting place to shag and try not to get caught? Cinemas sound exciting since that would require restraining from being loud. The added challenge makes it more inviting, I am quite loud for a lady my age.