I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

There's something about men with a beer belly that makes me want to offer my cunt to them. I am not sure why, but I have this weird attraction ever since I was young. I actually prefer lads who are around my age because their body is so irresistible ...

Sexting has become one my favourite pastime. I always appreciated written words of any form, digital or by hand. Mobile phones used to intimidate me but now I can't go anywhere without it. I would even go as far as send racy messages while riding the...

Retiring early seemed like a good idea at first but now I am bloody bored out of my mind. I would like to find enjoyment and thrill in all the things I missed out on when I was younger. With all this time on my hand and the youthful energy that didn'...

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.