A lot of realizations have come to me these past few days and one of them is that ages have passed since the last time I flirted with someone. And that's the exact reason why I am here. I need someone to flirt with right away or else, I'll go crazy.

Snogging in an alleyway is as far as I got to doing naughty things outdoors, and that felt like it was a decade ago already. Now I want to up the stakes and would love to get fucked like no ones business in a dingy walkway at the back of a pub.

I’m here to look for a nice lad who can satisfy me in ways that no one has ever done yet before. I want a lad who could pound my mouth and my asshole as wild and as fast as he can. DM me if you’re the one I’m looking for!

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

I've been in the dating game for quite some time now, but things don't seem to work out as I thought they would. I've decided it would be best if I take a break and take everything slow. For now, I just want to a chat with a charming man while lying ...