I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

My friends say that I look better in tight jeans because it shows my curves while strangers I've met in pubs and coffee shops told me that I should wear skirt more often. They say my legs are my real assets.

I love taking on the role of a stepmother who caught her stepson in the act of beating his bishop. If he looks like he's having trouble then I would do what anyone would, jack him off until he makes a mess of himself.

It's nice to have a conversation with someone who accepts me for who I am, age and all. I am experiencing some difficulties looking for someone like that. I think lads who will waste their time with old ladies are rare these days. I hope someone will...

I don't think it's a waste of time to spend the day in bed, especially when there's a randy bloke in it too. I may be out of practice when it comes to flirting but I am always confident in how I shag my men. Don't let the exterior fool you, my pussy ...