I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Naughty, my fingers trace on my sexy thigh and that sends tingling sensation all over my body. There should be a man I can share my fantasies with. I will give him gentle strokes until he has pre-cum before I ride him like a cowgirl.

Wheelbarrow. Whatever kind of wheelbarrow position: lazy, wanton, kneeling, seated, standing turns me on instantly. Wheelbarrow makes me feel like there's electricity that runs through my legs. It makes me orgasm without notice.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.