It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Making breakfast has always brought a smile on my face. For years and years, it has brought mr constant comfort. I wonder how lads would like their brekky in the mornings. Would they like scrambled eggs, served in bed, or would they rather I attend t...

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

I love to keep my stockings on while riding a sizable joystick. I've been collecting them since my first office job and now I have a drawer full of various stockings. From lacey to fishnets, I feel very sexy and men seem to appreciate too much despit...

I love to cook. I can make the most delicious full course meal for my man. Of course, I will be the dessert. I will make your stomach full and your balls empty. I don't know if there is anything better than that.