I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

Being stuck in the same situation for a long time brings boredom to my life. It's as if I can't get out of it. Who would like to add colour to this mundane routine I have? To cheer it up a little bit? Anyone?

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

Single and ready to mingle, that's who I am and more. I am not gonna beat around the bush, I fancy casual flings that would last me all weekend long. No getting out of bed, if I do need to standup then that means I'm gonna get fucked against the wall...

I've been a tamed lady my whole life and I think it's about time to change all of that. Spending my youth being a prude was a disastrous thing. Decades in and I still have a lot to learn when it comes to shagging. Time to release the beast and hoping...