I am the kind of woman that you can bring home to introduce to your parents or to get-together with your friends. I’m not bragging or anything but I have the best qualities that a good lady is expected to possess. If you still can’t see that, how...

I got roped into getting married at a young age with a boring bloke who only knew how to fuck in missionary. He couldn't even keep himself stiff enough to finish me off. Now that I've left that miserable bloke, I am looking forward to taking back the...

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

Jigsaw puzzles before a shag. I like my mind to be sharp, but I also like to fill my mind with filthy things. After getting off comes snuggling in on the sofa for a few minutes and a lot of snogging too.

I have a lot to offer and not just my tits and butt. I'm the most accepting woman you'll ever know. Your flaws and past don't matter to me. I am gonna accept you with open arms as long as you have an adventurous personality and a nice smile.