My mates would often call me high-strung and I do see their point. An old lady like me needs to find ways to relieve tension in pleasurable ways. Often I find wanking alone which is so disappointing that's why I'm looking for a dishy lad to help me a...

The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

I do believe that the best thing in life happens unexpectedly at the right timing. However, I have waited for too long for the right moment to come. I am sick and tired of being passive, so I want to actively look for the best lad out there who can g...

In the past, I used to get all the dick I want. However, the game is getting harder to play now that I am older. I should have suck and fuck all the the cock that I can when I was younger because I can't get enough of it now.