Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Ever since the children moved out to pursue their own lives, the house has been rather empty. My late husband was a gem but gone too soon. I want the loneliness that settled in to go away and I think that finding a youthful partner would remedy that.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

I've been itching to find a bloke who would be willing to be my pet. Someone who is comfortable with giving up control, letting me take in charge for a change. I want them to obey my orders or else a punishment is in order.

What would be the most exciting place to shag and try not to get caught? Cinemas sound exciting since that would require restraining from being loud. The added challenge makes it more inviting, I am quite loud for a lady my age.