I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

I'm this career-oriented lass who loves wearing mini dresses and mini shorts whenever I go out to drink in pubs or watch films in the cinema. Additionally, I wear a certain shade depending on my mood.

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

I'm gobsmacked at how shagging is different now than when I was younger. All the new positions, toys, and acts that I never would have imagined were possible to bring pleasure. I want to find someone who is willing to teach a lady new tricks.

I'm the perfect example of a party girl. I love staying up late at night while having a great time with fellow party people. Getting drunk until I get wasted, but the funny thing is I still look so damn hot and pretty even if alcohol has taken over m...