Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

People who know me well describe me as someone who is "crazy". it's for the simple reason that I act like one. I belt out some tunes when I'm in the mood no matter where I am. You can see me belting out while vaccuming our floor or while preparing a ...

Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...

Booze, sex, and discos are my life in the past. I still enjoy occasionally being knackered, but having sex and going to discos are a tad challenging for me to do now that I am old. If only there's someone who can help me do both, I would die happy.

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.