I have been very busy with work lately and all I want right now is to have a riot. I want to have a good time with my mates, preferably in the watering hole where we can get a glimpse of the most dishy lads in town.

Hope you don't mind a lass who loves putting her arms around your neck. When I do that, it's a secret code for "I'd want you to shag me tonight". I won't be ashamed to admit that I'm a pillow princess.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

What turns me on? The natural smell of a man. It doesn't need to be masked by cologne or deodorant, I just want that clean undisguised scent of a man who can placate me. Especially after fucking, that's when they smell the best. Just the sweet naked ...

Don't bother sending me a message if you will just bore me out. One thing I hate the most in the world is men who can't even maintain a proper conversation. It is not difficult to talk with me. I am open to chatting about anything under the sun. We c...