If I were to be shagged against the window, what are the chances of me getting caught? I would be starkers of course, it would be no fun if I had knickers on. Plus I kept myself fit all these years, I'm curvy in all the right places-- I am very proud...

My guilty pleasure is binge watching The Great British Bake-Off, it's my pick-me-up after a rather tiring day. I don't even notice the time passing by, I just keep my eyes glued on the screen. I would like to bake myself but I'm only interested in cr...

Some people compare me to Snow White because of my pale white skin, my red kissable lips, and my black hair. I may look like her but I promise that I'm not daft as a brush like her. Anyway, who among here agrees that I'm similar to Snow White?

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I don't like dating in a fancy restaurant when there are too many eyes looking at me and my sweetheart. I can't do what my fingers want me to do. Although my feet helps me sometimes. Looking at my luv aroused is a satisfying feeling.