I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

Maybe this time, I'll finally have a great conversation with a lad who understands me. That is if he has the courage to send me a sweet yet spicy message instead of masturbating at the thought of me. ;-)

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

What would be the best position to fuck on a sofa? My ex-husband always insisted that we do it on a proper bed, stuck to just missionary position, and never mind foreplay--it was non-existent. I'm looking for a young bloke who's not as boring as tap ...

My pink fuzzy handcuffs have been giving me inspiration lately and I am gagging to put them to good use. I have bought them after I divorced and have been waiting for a willing bloke to come around to use it on. But I think it's time to take matters ...