I am taking this as the last chance to find a gent to spend the remainder of my life with. Nothing serious, I'm not looking to get married anymore-- that dream went out the window years ago. Just casual fun and maybe share intimate thoughts.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Have you ever experienced that moment when you don't want to stop chatting with someone? I like that between us. I'm after a great conversation. I live alone in my flat. Though I have friends, having a dazzling conversation with a stranger is fascina...

Living a peaceful life to me means getting off with a lad every two weeks. I like his arms to be wrapped around me as we sleep. If he's nice and I'm satisfied, I'd be happy to cook and serve him the most delicious food on earth.