I am nothing but your average lady with some weird habits of making men cum all over my face. I can't even remember how many times I've received a facial already. Maybe that is the secret of my youthful face.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...

If you want to taste the best fish and chips in town, then you should please me first because I am the one who cooks it. I may not be great in bed, but I am sure as hell I am one of the best when it comes in the kitchen.

A woman like me is hard to get. You will not sweep me off my feet by giving me compliments. I have heard enough praises in my decades of living. I would like to have a man who can be brutally honest with me. I am so sick and done of goody-good shoe l...

I'm a mint, for I'm good in so many ways. I'm a bright lass who knows the ins and outs of an unforgettable journey to sex. I give thrilling heads. Not only that, I'm a mesmerising cowgirl master. A one night of hot rides with me is not enough.